We admittedly haven’t been paying close attention to Weckingball‘s antics since the aftermath of Alex Olson calling him a human erection during Episode 09 of Mission Statement. But between Instagram and Slap, we’ve stayed relatively up-to-date on his beef with Stevie Williams. That just got kicked up about 10 notches with the revelation that Josh Kalis trademarked Weckingball’s name last month. The categories are t-shirts and skateboard decks. So Kalis essentially owns the rights to any signature product that Weck could potentially have in the future. Checkmate, game over, is pretty much all that we have to say about that.
UPDATE 02.12.20: Weckingball dropped us a note in our inbox last night letting us know that he has secured the rights to his name. You can view the updated trademark below. We’re posting this addendum in the name of fair and accurate journalism. We’ll now consider this case closed.