We admittedly haven’t been paying close attention to Weckingball‘s antics since the aftermath of Alex Olson calling him a human erection during Episode 09 of Mission Statement. But between Instagram and Slap, we’ve stayed relatively up-to-date on his beef with Stevie Williams. That just got kicked up about 10 notches with the revelation that Josh Kalis trademarked Weckingball’s name last month. The categories are t-shirts and skateboard decks. So Kalis essentially owns the rights to any signature product that Weck could potentially have in the future. Checkmate, game over, is pretty much all that we have to say about that.